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Journal Entry: Wed Sep 19, 2007, 8:29 PM
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POSTITION TITLE: Responsible Deviant

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Are you tired of seeing crap in your galleries? Searching for a nice pin up model and finding someones foot instead? Or wanting to browse some great concert photography from all the shows you missed this summer, (thanks to damn Suzie Brown giving you herpes), instead you get some kid, who could stand to put that sandwich in his hand down), dressed as Naruto? Ever thought "Man that really shouldn't be there" Well have I got a job for you and it's easy as 1-2-3. All it takes is a few clicks, a sentence or two and WHAMO! You're on your way to having a clean, artistic looking deviantART that the whole family can view (Even your Uncle Johnny or is it Aunt Jane now?).

DUTIES INCLUDE

When surfing deviantART and you come across a deviation that is either in the wrong gallery, a bit to "Hustler-esque" rather than Playboy (you keep telling yourself it's for the articles kid, suuuuuure) or GASP! stolen from another artist you are to click on the link titled "Report Policy Violation" as seen in figure 1a.





When you've arrived to the next screen you're only three short steps to a job well done. Next you must select from the drop down menu which one of the existing reasons best describes the violation. When submiting a miscat report please ALWAYS select "Miscategorized". When you've selected from the list, write a short concise description on why you think the image doesn't belong in the gallery it's been posted to, or on dA at all for that matter depending on the nature of your report. Done? Well you're only one click away from a job well done..next, click on the "submit Violation Report" button and BAM! ZOOM! You're DONE! Figure 1b. provides visual guidelines for those less inclined to reading:




From there, your report goes off the the super secret lab aka the deviantART Reports desk where one of your fantastic Gallery Directors such as myself will take a gander at your report and should your reasoning correct the image gets moved to either the correct gallery OR placed in scraps so that the deviant can place it in a category themselves.

Does that sound appealing to you? It does? FANTASTIC! You're hired..now get to work this place is a mess........

****Disclaimer***
*This is a non paid position, your ability to surf dA and not be met with miscat upon miscat is reward enough
*You will not be notified of a Gallery Directors decision on whether an image is a violation or not
*When submitting a report, reasons such as "Dis SUX" or "Johnny broke up with me, remove his art" are not valid and will not be viewed
*The image used in this post was not in fact a violation, in fact it is a wonderful piece of photography by *95101 and can be found here




Devious Comments

love 1 1 joy 0 0 wow 1 1 mad 0 0 sad 0 0 fear 0 0 neutral 0 0

"Johnny broke up with me, remove his art"

:rofl:

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Avatar by =neekko
Help||*watercolorists||#traditional
My Application:

Name: Kirk
Location: Caledonia
Previous Jobs: Good Citizen, DA Pr0n Hater, Smooth Moderator

Why I want this job: DA ROCKS, lets keep it that way :D


*Iknow it's not a real paid job, i'm just doing this :P

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Dream.Create.Inspire
dude, I've seen it...

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Frank Fiumara
Pin Up Gallery Moderator
I'm not denying it, but it's still kinda amusing. Certainly more out there than anything I've gotten.

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Avatar by =neekko
Help||*watercolorists||#traditional
Now, why didn't I think of that idea?
I could use a couple of dozen Policy Violation servants, with 80% non-manips in the manip category. :roll:

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Gallery Director: Photomanipulation
aka Mistress Machina - Torture Device Engineer
Dark-Arts-Asylum: Home to the artistically insane. :crazy:
I'm glad you've highlighted this under-used feature. I use it wherever I see something that violates policy. After all, that's what it's there for as this shows. :thumbsup:

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:bulletblue: My stock account: *youreinforitnowStock :bulletblue:
Let's get ready for the flood of new miscat reports, dude :giggle: *giggles*

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Anthro Gallery Moderator
skifi_at_volunteers_dot_deviantart_dot_com

...no me llames iluso porque tenga una ilusion...


Actually, if the pictures are of Johnny's ex-SO and they're revoking their permission to post them, this could be a legitimate gripe.

But it's probably just spite.

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The best of blessings: "May the Gods ignore you."
I do this for violations of the nudity policy because I don't want dA hassled by the Man, but for anything else, I usually just post a comment. That's much more fun because I often get comments back that I can mercilessly mock. (My rule is that the first comment is neutral, apologetic replies get thanks, and snarky comments get snark-squared back.)

M

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The best of blessings: "May the Gods ignore you."

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Retro styled pin-up photography in the 1940's/50's stylized fashions, with emphasis on the hair, makeup and period clothing.



**remember this is the PHOTOGRAPHY GALLERY and any excessive use of photoshop and manipulation will result in your images being moved**



**Please take care when submitting and read the descriptions carefully, this saves you and me both a great deal of trouble and gets you the exposure you deserve**




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