yeah, this image pretty much sums up today....

In case you've been living under a rock,
Disney has bought Marvel Comics.
Now I've got mixed feelings about this. The economics guy in me says this is awesome, Disney brings a wealth of money into marketing, and propping up Marvel and it's wealth of 5000+ characters. And if the Disney/Pixar relationship is what they are basing this acquisition on is to be believed, then Marvel is in great hands. I mean Disney Channel already airs 20% marvel properties like Wolverine and the X-Men and Sensational Spider-Man. If anything this is going to make Warner Bros. actually give a shit about their DC Comics properties and make some good movies for a change..yeah I said it, Dark Knight was shit and don't get me started on Superman..one can only hope that Green Lantern is going to be ok, I mean, how can't it with Ryan Reynolds.
The comics geek in me is going HOOOOOOOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIT!

This is only going to end badly. Disney has a history of ruining every property they get their hands on, uhm the
Rocketeer anyone? Yes, the likelihood of Goofy meets the Punisher is slim, but then again, the
Punisher did go up against Archie once..I'm waiting for Howard the Duck VS Donald Duck personally

Disney has said that all existing contracts will be honoured, meaning that Spider-Man 4,5,6 will still be released by Sony, all X-Men stuff is still with FOX and the upcoming Iron Man, Thor, Avengers properties will still be distributed by Paramount via Marvel Films...but what about after that. Disney has already stated that the ultimate goal is to bring things home..so it's only a matter of Time before Tim Allen and the Rock make their way into the 616 universe.
The gang at Marvel say that it's all status quo as far as the books themselves go, but really, is Disney going to allow Bendis to have characters raped? Or let Warren Ellis have free reign? I dunno. For the next year or so, probably, but I can't help but see a tightening of the noose so to speak.
At least MIchael Eisner isn't in charge anymore otherwise this would spell doom on a Galacticus scale.
I do find it strange that there was ZERO mention of anything this past weekend at Toronto Fan Expo, (Comic-Con in Toronto for you yanks). I mean with something this big, you think that some word would have leaked a bit....
Speaking of Fan Expo, I have to say, I was really impressed. WITH THE FUCKING CROWD. I waited 2 hrs to get in on Sat. and only then I got in because I had a friend working there sneak me in! INSANE I TELLS YA!!! But that's good, it means people are interested! I just wish I grabbed a pic of me and Dan Didio, the head of DC after he snapped a pic of my Bizzarro tattoo. I managed to get out of there with spending a record low..$65 in total!!!! I picked up a
Black Lantern T Shirt and The
DC Comics Encyclopedia. BOOYAA!
ps..the cast from True Blood are douchbags
oh and I scored a
Watchmen condom from Warner Bros...IT'S BLUE!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
in other news: "Lake Ontario is now following you on Twitter!"
bahahahahahahahahaha